To begin, supplies you’ll need include but are not limited to the following list:

• KU subscription (for endless smut options)
• Emotional support Kindle (for erotic romantasy books only)
• Unlimited data plan or strong WiFi connection (for nightly doom scroll)
• XL inflatable tanning pool (tanning is so back)
• 0 SPF tanning oil (for UV 10 days)
• Preferred email notification system enabled (for newest 44oz tumbler drops)
• Well practiced doe eyes (to use when arguing that you are “just a girl”)
• Loaded tea (to meet daily vitamin b, vitamin d, biotin, folic acid, caffeine, protein, collagen, vitamin c, vitamin e, fish oil, guarana, melatonin, taurine, snail extract, and H2O intake requirements)
• Established patronage at national coffee chain of choice (must pledge loyalty to one)
• Subscription to most major streaming services (to keep up to date with all viral tv. Priority must be given to reality tv and award shows)
• Belt bag (to hold viral lip balms and credit card debt)
• Emotional comfort preferences in the folllwing categories:
  • Water bottle
  • TikTok creator
  • Musical artist
  • YouTube channel
  • Animal (personal pet preferred)
• Online payment method must be established (for impulse online shopping)
• List of excuses (ready to use for when you can’t even)